Its really very hard to get up early in the morning and rush for the classes(specially when it comes to management education). The class goes a bit like this:
[Notes: S- students, A- Avinaash* P- professor.The sentences in the brackets were assumed, but never said.]
* Avinaash is a student who is famous for bunking classes, for making spontaneous excuses, for irritating professors etc...etc..but he is an intellect person though.
A- May i come in sir?
P- You are late...again ! Have you ever been on time?.....come in.
A-(Who the hell wants to come in this very first lecture?), Thank you very much sir.
P- So we were discussing the Promotion..lets continue.
A- (Whatever....aah ! glanced at his watch..its showing 8:05. oh god..40 more minutes to go).
P-Well i gave you a case study and you all were supposed to make a presentation over that..so how many of you have done it?
S- We have done it sir.( Almost all said except few who didn't , including A)
P- Ok..what about you A?
A- ( Ohh...sucks) Well sir i was about to make it...but suddenly i realized that i forgot my case study in library and timings were odd so i couldn't recollect it.
P- nice excuse...(in a commenting way), who are you kidding?
A-(he realized his mistake to fool an intellect professor) I am sorry sir..will do it by tommorow. (Roz hi presentation chahiye inko....glanced again at watch, its showing 8:25, aahhhh....god it sucks).
P- Thats all right A. Try to meet timelines next time.
A- sure sir...i promise...( the promise which is never be going to fulfil ).
P- Lets start with our presentations.
S- All right sir.
A- ( how boring is it to listening to what you never want to...but still he was pretending like its an impressive presentation....glanced at watch, its 8:35..)
A was thinking what excuse he can make to leave the class...its 10 min more to get over..Hows about loo? well thats a wonderful idea as nobody can refuse you see. he smiled...
A- Excuse me sir..may i leave for wash-room?
P- Yes.
A- (aahhh...finally the torture was over)
15 min break..then second lecture...then third.....& finally lunch break.
A- Should i go back to hostel to take a bath, as i got up late and couldn't take a bath...( do i really need a bath?..or it can be managed by deo....not a bad idea, so forget about bath...am gonna have some food).
P- ( looking at A, who was yawning ) well i know its difficult to control your yawn in post-lunch classes...but A you should behave properly in the class as you guys are not kids anymore (looking at all students)
A- i am sorry sir..(cant you get a sign that i am not interested in your class, can't you say me to leave...these professors will never stop their "endless gyan", if there was no predecided lecture timings..thank god ! glanced at watch...its 3:45.. Should i bunk the last class?)
P- A..where are you lost?
A- Nowhere sir..i am here only. Thinking about the facts you just told us.
P- Ok ( a deep sigh at A)
A- (Thank god he didn't ask me to explain..huh...watch is showing 3:50) Sir, can we end up here?
P- You guys want to leave?(to all students)
S- Not now sir..lecture is getting more interested by now.
A-( Whats wrong with these guys?..they are nuts...padhakoo kahin ke..)
finally lecture got over on 4:15.
A was in no mood to attend next lecture...he was pretending that he got headache.
A reached to hostel...and after reaching his room he said- oh god...what a hectic day it was !!
We MBAs are really busy guys.
